2012 Australia Tour:

6 MARCH - 10 MARCH The Science Exchange (RiAus) online booking

29 MARCH - 4 APRIL Melbourne Town Hall online booking

Meanwhile, back in the UK:

22 SALFORD LOWRY STUDIO 0843 208 6000 online booking
08 EXETER PHOENIX 01392 667 080 online booking
09 BASINGSTOKE THE FORGE 01256 844 244 online booking
15 BATH RONDO THEATRE 01225 463 362 online booking
16 BRISTOL COMEDY BOX 0117 902 0344 online booking
18 NORTH FINCHLEY ARTS DEPOT 020 8369 5454 online booking
27 HARROGATE THEATRE 01423 502 116 online booking
10 STAFFORD GATEHOUSE MET 01785 254 653 online booking
11 NORWICH ARTS CENTRE 01603 660 352 online booking
12 NEWBURY NEW GREENHAM ARTS 01635 522 733 online booking
13 COLCHESTER ARTS CENTRE 01206 500 900 online booking
14 DIDCOT CORNERSTONE 01235 515 144 online booking
17 WOLVERHAMPTON SLADE ROOMS 0870 320 7000 online booking
19 BRIGHTON KOMEDIA 0845 293 8480 online booking
28 LONDON LEICESTER SQUARE STUDIO 08448 733 433 online booking
29 LONDON LEICESTER SQUARE STUDIO 08448 733 433 online booking
30 LONDON LEICESTER SQUARE STUDIO 08448 733 433 online booking
01 DERBY DARWIN SUITE 01332 255 800

Cows kill 20 Americans every year.

But you can halve your chance of dying of a heart attack by drinking 8 bottles of wine a week.

Death's a funny thing, as stand-up mathematician Matt Parker (audience award, FameLab 2009) and Timandra Harkness ('a deadly wit' [Scotsman]) will prove - with the help of a mystery guest, a game show and the Grim Reaper.

You have a 0.000043% chance of dying during this show.

You will at least die laughing.

A genuinely fun and thought-provoking hour for anyone with an interest in, well, stuff.

Dead fascinating stuff, imparted with a light, unpatronising touch. It's certainly not just for maths geeks


Chortle Tuesday 10th Aug, 2010

exponentially funny - ★★★★

Three Weeks August, 2010

An unusual comedy because it's also informative... A good way to start the day.


Daily Mail - August, 2010

Wonderfully tangential at times and growing exponentially in terms of fascination as it progressed, ... an enthralling hour of generally well-researched entertainment, the by-product of which was that we all emerged better educated about what not to worry about.


Fringe Review - August 27, 2010

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Matt Parker

Matt Parker's erudite brand of comedy takes on the topical and the daft in equal measure. Life's a game for Matt and his playful enthusiasm is so infectious you can't help but be drawn into his comedy world.

Relaxed and measured, Matt meanders through his thoughts and suggestions as the audience enthusiastically take part. A fixture of the illustrious Mathematics speaking circuit since January 2007, Matt has recently stormed into stand-up and has swiftly established himself as a exuberant new act and compère.

2009 People's Choice Award winner, National FameLab finals
2009 Semi-finalist, Amused Moose Laugh Off
2009 Finalist, Oxford Fringe Hobgoblin Comedy Awards
2008 Royal Institution Christmas Lecture warm-up


Timandra Harkness

Timandra spent five years performing solo stand up comedy after running away from the circus, and is now half of THE COMEDY RESEARCH PROJECT, a double act with scientist Dr. Helen Pilcher. Her second short film, Reported Missing, can currently be seen in international festivals.

With Linda Cotterill, she wrote a feature film about a man going to Mars in his own hall cupboard, with support from the UK Film Council. Their comedy, No Future in Eternity, was broadcast twice on BBC Radio 4 after a successful run at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Timandra won the 1997 Independent newspaper column-writing competition with a short piece on goat-borrowing. She now writes for newspapers and magazines including the Daily Telegraph, WIRED and BBC Focus on science, technology and motoring. She also hosts public events and is a consultant and trainer in science communication.

Television appearances include several series of the BBC 4 panel show Mind Games, and an Open University programme about particle physics.

See www.timandraharkness.com


Thursday 5th Aug - Monday 30th Aug
Assembly @ George Street, Supper Room.

Full show credits


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